But..but..our NHS is the envy of the world….
Shock! Horror! Germany not quite as super efficient as we have been led to believe. What’s that noise? It’s Bismarck turning in his grave…
Obama handing it all back to the Taliban….or why you can trust a used car salesman more than a political leader from the west
Google and porn….what the hell do FACTS matter
When it was the Meteorological Office it was the haunt of geeky boffins….now, as The Met Office, it seems to be a scam operated by shallow PR hucksters
Wow…what did Carole Middleton ever do to the Daily Mail? DM hack pens hit piece based on zero evidence
Now why didn’t the G8 talk about a real crisis….our gin and tonic is in DANGER
Finally how would we ever find out about the totally insignificant lives of airhead nonentities without the Daily Mail….