Hey girls – don’t bother with boring old stuff like Maths or Physics or Engineering….leave that to the Chinese and South Koreans. Here in the UK we know what you really need and we’ll use taxpayers money to make sure you can get it.
To be truly successful you have to learn to walk in high heels. Once you can do that then everything will come your way because you will feel much more confident.
Students have been taught how to walk in stilettos as part of a government-funded course, a south London college said on Wednesday.
The six-week “Sexy Heels in the City” course was offered as an extra-curricular activity at South Thames College and finished in May.
I am sure this must be an equal opportunities course and therefore open to the boys as well. Then, despite the shrinking economy and collapsed industrial base we can at least all glide down the road to oblivion completely at ease in our stilettos…….
